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Wellllll…
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch
She’s mom is a big fat bitch
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she’s a bitch
On Tuesday she’s a bitch
On Wednsday through Saturday she’s a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she’s a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom?
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She’s a mean ‘ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She’s a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big bitch, she’s a stupid bitch
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch and she’s just a dirty bitch
For tons kids around the world it might go something like this:
(Weird Japenese stuff to the tune)
(Weird Dutch stuff to the tune)
(Weird African Tribe stuff to the tune)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom?
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She’s a mean ‘ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She’s a big big big big big big bitch
(Other children: Gasp)
Big big big big big big big bitch, she’s a stupid bitch
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch and she’s just a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Kyles mom, she’s a big fat fucking biiiiiiitch
Big old fucking bitch ass mooooom
Yeah
Chaaaa
Pubiead*. 05.11.11 таgs: Etiquetas: SOUTH PARK Autar djLA
YOU’RE MY GIRL (EN PORTUGUES)
Eu sei, eu conto para todo mundo
aquilo que você é minha garota
Por que eu não preciso ser timido
Você não tem que ir comigo se não quiser
apenas conta para todo mundo que eu sou seu cara
você e eu, garota, é para sempre, Shalalalala!
Eu sei, eu conto para todo mundo
aquilo que você é minha garota
Por que eu não preciso ser timido
Eu sei, eu conto para todo mundo
aquilo que você é minha garota
Por que eu não preciso ser timido
Você não tem que ir comigo se não quiser
apenas conta para todo mundo que eu sou seu cara
você e eu, garota, é para sempre, Shalalalala!
Você e eu, garota, é para sempre…
Você e eu, garota, é para sempre…
BLAME CANADA
Sheila: time’s have changed
our kids are kids are getting worse
they wont obey their parents
they just want to fart and curse!
sharon: should we blame the government?
liane: or blame society?
dads: or should we blame the images on tv?
sheila: no, blame canada
everyone: blame canada
sheila: with all their beady little eyes
and flappin heads so full of lies
everyone: blame canada
blame canada
sheila: we need to form a full assault
everyone: it’s canadas fault!
sharon: don’t blame me
for my son stan
he saw the darn cartoon
and now he’s off to join the klan!
liane: and my boy eric once
had my picture on his shelf
but now when i see him he tells me to fuck myself!
sheila: well, blame canada
everyone: blame canada
it seems that everythings gone wrong
since canada came along
everyone: blame canada
blame canada
some guy: there not even a real country anyway
ms. mccormick: my son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer it’s true
instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
everyone: should we blame the matches?
should we blame the fire?
or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
sheila: heck no!
everyone: blame canada
blame canada
sheila: with all their hockey hubbabaloo
liane: and that bitch anne murray too
everyone: blame canada
shame on canada
the smut we must stop
the trash we must smash
laughter and fun
must all be undone
we must blame them and cause a fuss
before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say “doggy”.
Cartman: Doggy.
Dr. Vosknocker: Notice, that nothing happens.
Now, say “montana”.
Cartman: Montana.
Dr. Vosknocker: Good! Now, “pillow”.
Cartman: Pillow.
Dr. Vosknocker: Alright! Now, I want you to say “horse fucker”.
Mrs Cartman: Go ahead Eric, it’s all right.
Cartman: Horse fu…
AAAH, that hurts, goddamnit! Fu.. AHHH
Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say “big floppy donkey dick”
Cartman: No!
Dr. Vosknocker: Sucess! The child doesn’t want to swear!
BACK IN TIME
Look at me, I’m back in time, in 1776.
With gaslight corners, cobblestone streets,
and humble houses made of bricks.
What a special magic time and it’s all alive for me.
I’m so glad Stan and Kyle aren’t here.
I hate those guys, seriously.
Seriuosly hate those guys, hate Stan and Kyle.
Look at me, I’m back in time, in 1776.
With gaslight corners, cobblestone streets,
and humble houses made of bricks.
What a special magic time and it’s all alive for me.
I’m so glad Stan and Kyle aren’t here. I hate those guys, seriously.
Seriuosly hate those guys, hate Stan and Kyle.
WILD WILD WEST
Wild Wild West
by Cartman
Well, I’m a bad assed cowboy living in the cowboy days.
Jiggy wiggy! Scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang!
Me and Artimus Clyde Frog go and
Save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
Awiggy wiggy wig wiggy wiggy wig!
Black cowboy from the west side!
Wiggy wiggy Scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang!
Me and Artimus Clyde Frog go and
Save Salma from Polly Prissy Pants
Goin down to…where…Rumpatumpskin…
A MORNING AFTER
A Morning After
by Veronica & Chef
Veronica: There’s got to be a morning after,
If we can hold on to the night.
Chef: We have a chance to find the sunshine.
Veronica & Chef: Let’s keep on looking for the light!
SOUTH PARK INTRO (EN INGLÉS)
Goin´ down to South Park gonna have my self time
Kyle y Stan: Friendly Faces everywhere, humble
folks without temptation
Goin´down to South Park, leave all my woes behind
Cartman: Ample Parking day or night, people spouting
“Howdy Neighbor!”
Heading up to South Park, gonna see if I can´t unwind
Kenny: (excepto en la septima temporada)
- I like Girls with big fat tittles, I like girls with
big vaginas (temporada 1 y 2)
- I have got a ten inch penis, use your mouth to help
me clean it (temporadas 3-5)
- Someday i´ll old enough to stick my dick in Brithney´s
butt (temporadas 7-)
Come down to South Park, ´n meet some friends on mine.
MORA NISSE VOLVO 142
Mora Nisse Volvo 142
by N/A
Jag Ã¥kte ned till Stockholm ‘Ã¥’ dÃ¥ fikk jag se
glänsande Poschar ‘Ã¥’ BMW
men jag har en kjærra som e’ bættre endÃ¥
det e’ en Volvo 142.
‘Ã…’ bilen den gÃ¥r ut av helvete
jag blåser om varenda BMW
Dekkerna spinner när jag gasar på
med min Volvo 142-ahh
Solen den skiner på blåa skyn
när jag åker bort från byn
kjöpa(?) hava(?) sjutti blåser om en Renault
med min blåa 142
Kjørar så långt söderut
enda tills min motor er slut
settar upp ett telt ‘Ã¥’ der skal vi ‘bÃ¥’
jag ‘Ã¥’ min Volvo 142-ahh
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Volvo Volvo ehe ehe
Volvo Volvo ehe ehe
Volvo Volvo ehe ehe
Volvo Volvo ehe ehe
jag ‘Ã¥’ min Volvo 142
CIRCLE OF POO
Circle Of Poo
by N/A
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why
Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
Defuses with their body, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
which is tucked into the sea
and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land!
Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.
Mr: Hankey You see son? Youre not an insignificate part of life!
You are life!
Cornwallis: But how can I be that blade of grass? Or a human?
I dont control what they do
Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beets without u thinking about it.
So do your giraffes and humans do what they do. Without you even
thinking about it! But it is all one life form. It is all you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now (deep singinge voice)
Im the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground
Mr. Hankey: Which becomes the grass of tomorrow
Cornwallis: Yea
Mr. Hankey: Which the critters turn around
Cornwallis: And I’m the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen.
Both: Which becomes the inner part of humans, and turn back to
poo again. Thats the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo.
